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    Cheese from Trees for Jesus

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    • groovedwareG Offline
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        Is it Vegan? Does it have GMOs?  :cheesy2:

        You almost lost me when you used "wear" instead of "where" groovedware. I began to wonder.."Is this person "yanking my chain" on this porn site?  :masbana:

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        • groovedwareG Offline
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          @bebekid:

          Is it Vegan? Does it have GMOs?  :cheesy2:

          You almost lost me when you used "wear" instead of "where" groovedware. I began to wonder.."Is this person "yanking my chain" on this porn site?  :masbana:

          I am going to go ahead and answer with a yes and no.  Sure it's vegan, why not?  No animal products are being incorporated.  As we tend to prefer trees with at least 25 rings under their bark I will also give an unequivocal no to GMOs.

          As to yanking chains on porn sites, yes please wearever possible.

          "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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            bebekid
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            Where are samples available?

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            • groovedwareG Offline
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              Well, now, as a friend of mine said "it's like going to a restaurant and paying to see the menu", samples are come by finding a fellow willing to part with some of the bounty of his trees.

              For a mere $9.11 I will send you the sheets necessary for you to DIY Tree Cheese.  Apart from that I am afraid the only samples available are by seeking out your local artisans.  I would suggest there you try wooded areas for your best results.

              "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                bebekid
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                Any pictures of this miracle cheese??

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                • groovedwareG Offline
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                  Of course  :cheesy2:

                  "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                  • groovedwareG Offline
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                    Now, keeping in mind I am asking only a mere $9.11 for the ability to reap this bounty on your own I think you can understand my not wanting to expose myself to widespread and rampant pilfering so in that regard and with a tip of the hat to Gene Rayburn I include a photo of a tree that has given forth it's miracle.

                    tree harvest.jpg

                    "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                      bebekid
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                      I'll pass…. I don't eat cheese, even Daiya  :cheesy2:

                      I must admit groovedware, your written sales pitch and presentation are very intriguing. I even considered having a forbidden sample of your Holy Cheese. Alas, my dopamine levels have returned to normal and I'll return to my soy products.

                      Jesus would be proud though...

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                      • groovedwareG Offline
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                        Levelled out dopamine sounds most depressing, here have a bump (of tree, Jesus, what kind of guy do you think I am).  :cheers:

                        "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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