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    A devout Christian named Tom is on his deathbed.

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      coryzinho
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      A devout Christian named Tom is on his deathbed. His pastor arrives and comes into his room. As soon as the pastor steps in Tom's condition worsens. The pastor quickly hands him a piece of paper to write one final message on. Tom quickly scribbles a message and shoves it back to the pastor. The pastor thinks it would be better if he waits to open the message so he puts it in his pocket. Tom dies.

      At Tom's funeral the pastor decides to share his final note with everyone. He pulls it out and reads it aloud, "Asshole! Get off of my oxygen tube!"

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        jjevvann
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        LOL…

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          JACK777
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          ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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            frontlemon
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            🙂

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              Natakote
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              Ahahaha, brilliant but I think it would be better if it was made like a video.  ;D ;D

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                Gman2034
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                ;D ;D

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