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      coryzinho
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      I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and she said, “I love lying here with you.”

      “I once caught a fish, and it was five feet long and spoke Hebrew,” I replied. She stared at me, confused. “That was my lie,” I said.

      “Oh, right. I see. Very funny,” she said. She paused a moment before rolling over. “That was my lie.”

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