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    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • raphjdR Offline
      raphjd Forum Administrator
      last edited by

      @nhalizegt:

      You know what cannon mc,when i see a joke i like, i save it and post it when i get a chance. Not everyone in here is sad like you and constantly have their hands on their dick, if my jokes make even one person smile or brings cheer to a bad day i'm very happy with with myself, You are more than welcome to report me but the way i see it if Jokes & Funny Stuff weren't welcome in this forum why is there even a category? At this time i will like to invite you to join the long line of people waiting to kiss my beautiful Brazilian ass.

      :police:  That last bit is crossing the line a bit.  :police:

      Instead of flooding the forums all at once with countless jokes, try posting small amounts more often.  That way everyone wins.

      10 pages of a single member's posts screams "problems".    As was already stated, it makes it hard to follow/find topics that you (generic) want to keep.

      The traditional rule is that jokes of 1 category (ie: "a priest walks into a bar…....") can be posted together in a single post/thread.  But unrelated jokes get separate posts.

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      • C Offline
        cannonmc
        last edited by

        What is it with this forum - 100 one-liners, mostly with the same subject (plus a number) in the space of a few minutes  :crazy2:

        PS I now have to go through each forum individually to see if there are recent posts - I ran out of pages on the Recent Posts link

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        • LEVIL Offline
          LEVI
          last edited by

          All the "Yo momma" jokes should have been posted in one thread.

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          • C Offline
            cannonmc
            last edited by

            So I take a break and the same person has posted another three pages of so-called 'jokes'.

            Why? 😞

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            • J Offline
              junior
              last edited by

              WTF 10+ pages of jokes…. come on! Make one thread and just post in that one...  Grrrrrrr

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              • C Offline
                cannonmc
                last edited by

                That poster is just abusing the forum. He is spoiling things for other people in an exceptionally selfish way

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                • raphjdR Offline
                  raphjd Forum Administrator
                  last edited by

                  I muted the offender, so he can no longer post in the forums.

                  He was flooding the forums to get bonus points.

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                  • C Offline
                    cannonmc
                    last edited by

                    Thank you. I have no objection to people posting but they should respect other people using the forum

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                    • C Offline
                      cannonmc
                      last edited by

                      AARRGGHH!!! Not another flood. 1 every 2 minutes and in alphabetical order now 😞

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                      • C Offline
                        cannonmc
                        last edited by

                        Oh god, not four mare pages of a flood. Perhaps if you said there were no bonus points for posting in this forum people would be a little more considerate. But then perhaps not…

                        PS I tried to report the latest 'joker' but got an error message

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                        • LEVIL Offline
                          LEVI
                          last edited by

                          It i very obvious that the only reason they are posting is to earn SBP, which should then be considered Spamming the forums and they should be stripped of that ability.

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                          • SpintendoS Offline
                            Spintendo
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                            @cannonmc:

                            the flood is stopping me from reading other recent posts

                            Unread messages from a flood are treated on the screen the same as other unread messages. For the eye, this makes visually scanning the list time-consuming. You should alter the settings so that once a flood begins, you can change how elements in the forum are displayed to you, so irrelevant messages from the flood appear differently than other posts do.

                            Using Firefox, configure the addon 'AdBlockPlus' to remove every instance of the users name as it is diplayed in the forum. Although the individual messages from that user will still show up in the recent unread list, the users name will not. You can then use the started by column to guide your eye past the irrelevant flooded message rows more quickly, as your brain will learn "not to see" any message row which contains a blank username spot.

                            Since the screenames of users responsible for flooding are not static, each new iteration will need to be added to the block list when flooding is first identified. After that, all irrelevant posts from that particular flood will be altered, making the bulk of the flood more easily ignored.


                            From the ABP addon menu, choose "select element to hide"


                            In the window, focus the red rectangle squarely over the user's screename as it appears in the started by column. Only one instance of the name need be chosen; all instances will be blanked when the setting is saved.


                            Ensure that the 'title' box is unticked and that the 'href' box is ticked. select "add element hiding rule"


                            As you can see here, in contrast with the rows from the second image, posts from a blocked user have no screename in the "started by" column. Visually, these messages from the flood are more easily ignored.


                            The speed of light from Earth to the Moon in real time (c = 3×10^8 m/s)

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                            • C Offline
                              cannonmc
                              last edited by

                              Thank you, fascinating.

                              But my main point was not so much ignoring the messages but that with a flood like that taking up pages of 'recent posts' it soon reaches its limit of 10 pages and the only way I know to check new posts then is to go through the forum list to see when each forum had its last post 😞

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                              • SpintendoS Offline
                                Spintendo
                                last edited by

                                @cannonmc:

                                it soon reaches its limit of 10 pages and the only way I know to check new posts then is to go through the forum list

                                I didn't know the forum limited the display of unread messages to a limit of 10 pages only.  :crazy2:

                                If administration is willing to accept having a forum that remains succeptible to frequent flooding then they should also accept the consequences of that flooding (e.g., the allowance for more-than 10-pages of accumulated unread forum posts).

                                Under normal circumstances I suppose 10 would be sufficient. But the conditions held at the time the limits went into effect are presently no longer met. This requires _new r_ules allowing for a higher page count.

                                In any event, you can clear the unread messages from just the joke board itself before you use "Show Unread Posts" to access newer posts from the entire forum, without the flooded content. That link is:

                                https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=markasread?board=78.0

                                By marking all content from the joke board as read, and then clicking "Show Unread Posts" https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=unread this will bring up a list of all unread posts from every board except the joke board. With most nuisance-content originating from within the joke board, this measure effectively dams the flood.


                                The speed of light from Earth to the Moon in real time (c = 3×10^8 m/s)

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                                • C Offline
                                  cannonmc
                                  last edited by

                                  That would be a solution except, for me, the 'Unread Posts' links haven't worked for ages. I did mention it in a forum but got no reply (or at least any that helped). Whenever I click on 'Show Unread Posts (since my last visit)' I get nothing.

                                  I am talking about the 'Show Recent Posts' - https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=recent which is limited to 10 pages.

                                  Normally this is more than adequate as I check new posts, usually, a couple of times a day. But if someone posts 10 pages of 'jokes' then that's all that shows on 'Recent Posts'. Then I have to look at the Forum page to see which forums have had posts added since my last visit. Any that have, I then have to check to see if they have had more than the one post that shows on the main Forum page.

                                  Just to emphasise I am not talking Unread Posts - I am talking Recent Posts

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                                  • SpintendoS Offline
                                    Spintendo
                                    last edited by

                                    @Spintendo:

                                    and then clicking "Show Unread Posts" https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=unread

                                    The Show All Unread Posts link I gave earlier (shown above) was incorrect.

                                    To remove 'Jokes Board' posts flooding the 'Show All Unread Posts' list only, do the following:

                                    Go to:
                                    https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=markasread?board=78.0
                                    (this will mark all posts in the joke board as "Read")

                                    then, go to:

                                    https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=unread;all;start=0
                                    (Show All Unread Posts)

                                    @cannonmc:

                                    I am talking about the 'Show Recent Posts' - https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=recent which is limited to 10 pages.

                                    The Show Recent Posts link displays time-dependent information unaffected by the Read/Unread statuses of posts, so you're correct in saying that the filter I have proposed for users of the Show All Unread Posts link would not apply to use of the Show Recent Posts link.


                                    The speed of light from Earth to the Moon in real time (c = 3×10^8 m/s)

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                                    • P Offline
                                      pornofan
                                      last edited by

                                      nhalizegt wrote: Not everyone in here is sad like you and constantly have their hands on their dick…

                                      Oh, blessed Jebus on a hoverboard! What makes you think a man who has his hands on his dick is sad? When you handle your
                                      magic wand, does that make You said?

                                      nhalizegt also wrote: ...if my jokes make even one person smile or brings cheer to a bad day i'm very happy with with myself,
                                      So one smile is better than all the unhappiness created by yr antisocial selfishness? What makes you think you are entitled to have,
                                      unlike anyone else on this planet, everything you want and whenever you want it, no matter the price? The tragedy of the commons
                                      is alive and well.

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                                        charrotoro
                                        last edited by

                                        weirdest post i've ever read: a whine

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                                        • groovedwareG Offline
                                          groovedware
                                          last edited by

                                          @cannonmc:

                                          Another rule? I don't know but could we perhaps give them some seed bonus points to go away

                                          Made me laugh harder than any of the jokes  :cheesy2:

                                          Now off to the suggestion board…Please give me the ability to throw seed points at people to make them go away.

                                          "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                                          • B Offline
                                            Batstar 0
                                            last edited by

                                            The simplest way to solve this would be to simply exempt the "Jokes" board from the SBP 'Bonus' and to make it not show up in anyone's recent posts list.  Then anyone who decided to "Flood" another forum for SBP simply gets banned from earning SBP period.  I like the Jokes… but I agree it becomes quite the pain when someone posts 200 to 300 topics in an hour just for SBP.

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