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      Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her.
      But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.''
      Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.
      ''Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.''
      ''Don't worry about it,'' Jake said, ''I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?''

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