TRANSLATING MEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE
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No, really, I'm OK to drive.
ā I'm wasted, but I'm too embarrassed to have anybody see who I'm taking home with me."I'm not used to these darts."
-- I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I'm this bombed."You get this one, next round is on me."
-- One of us is going to pass out before it's time for another round."I've had like 10 beers already."
-- I've only had three beers, but I need an excuse to behave this way."I'm out of here. I have to work in the morning."
-- I owe $100 to the guy who just walked in the door and I've been avoiding him since football season."What do you have on tap?"
-- What's cheap?
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