Have you ever been caught masturbating?
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no, not ever because i have always been careful.
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@DamaDama said in Have you ever been caught masturbating?:
no, not ever because i have always been careful.
Assuming you mean accidentally caught...
I've been "caught" masturbating several times - on purpose tho!
Accidentally? not so much...
Dad Joke:
My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating!
I asked why, and he said: "because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Yes, by my older sister when I was a teenager doing it 3 or 4 times a day. She partially opened my bedroom door, quickly saw what I was doing, giggled, and promptly shut the door. I was mortified but not enough to interrupt my finish.
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Yep. On purpose constantly growing up.. such a thrill.
caught by my straight buddies, dad all the time, big bro, and others i gotta be forgetting. ha -
@harryme I've never been caught "caught", but I guess being passed out on the bed after working 14-hour shifts per day for two straight weeks with one day off, I had to do what I was unable to do. Instead, alcohol and tiredness overcame my perverted soul, and I passed out.
I awoke with my Schlong still in my hand and my hotel roommate asleep in the next bed. I wasn't embarrassed. Hey, sometimes a girl's gotta cum.
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Never been caught. Been living alone since age of 13.
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Quite a few embarrassing stories to say the least.
First one: I was masturbating for a while, decided to go to the kitchen get some water wearing just a t-shirt with a full hardon thinking everybody would be asleep as it was 3AM. My brother wasnt, so he sure saw everything and I could see the confusion in his face as I just walked casually to grab my water.
Second one: Same brother. I was jacking off on the PC, it was mid afternoon but for some reason I thought I'd not be disturbed by anyone or at least I'd be quick enough to act. The first noise I heard I panicked and switched to a wrong tab, so here I am with Harry Louis with a soaked undie hardon in the shower right in front of my brother.
Third one: Same brother yet again. But this one wasn't in my teens, this was quite recent. He came to my house and asked to use my PC to try and fix his, I know the kind of stuff I had in there so I stood right by his side all the time to make sure he'd not go anywhere sus. It turns out there was a video right in the desktop that I have just saved recently, totally forgot about that. He sees it and goes "is this porn?" and quickly proceeded to open it just as I realized what he was about to see. "It's not a woman DON'T OPEN IT". Too late, it's playing now. The video: me sucking a thick ginger cock..... He just closes it in the first 3 secs and stays in silence pretending nothing happened. We never talked about that to this day.
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Yep, was basically chaturbating at the time too lol
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TBH, I would say that virtually everyone with siblings, especially, has been caught masturbating.
If you are an only child, then about 25% have been caught.
If you have siblings then 95% have been caught.
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@Duvet said in Have you ever been caught masturbating?:
RY carefull and UBER fast.
I think this concept led to most of us cumming too quickly because were always trying to hurry things as much as we could so we could get off before being caught. Pity.
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Unfortunately once when I was about 14. It was hella awkward.
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Yeah. My mom would use one hand to knock and one hand to open my door. When I put up a sign demanding that people knock and wait she aid I had to knock and get permission to come through the door the other way.
Also, she would come in and hang clothes after we had gone to sleep, and would find me asleep with my pants down.
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i was in the army and came back from a command where ive been for 2 weeks to barracks. no one was in the barracks just only the gate keeper. well i started to go to our room and open my laptop to start fapping. before that i locked the door.
after few mins i heard lieutenant shouting where am i and started to open the door. i quickly put my trousers on and he was asking me why the door was locked and i started mumbling and said idk and i was trying to sleep XD
so no ive never been caught just almost. but i bet lieutenant knew what i was doing
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Fell asleep/passed out one night after a rigorous fapping. Roommate walked in the next morning and there I sat fast asleep with my dick still in my hand. He turned and walked back out the door.
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