MORE SIGNS THAT YOU'RE OUT OF COLLEGE
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– Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids.
-- You've lost the thread on your favorite soap opera.
-- 8 a.m. means shower and shave, not wake and bake.
-- You file taxes with more than three digits.
-- You hear your favorite songs in doctor's waiting rooms and when you're on hold with the bank.
-- You're not carded anymore for anything.
-- You carry an umbrella.
-- You now know there's no such thing as "looking mature."
-- You get your news from sources other than ESPN and MTV.
-- Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
-- Doing shots and smoking cigarettes guarantees midnight dry heaves and a sinus attack instead of midnight skinny dipping and a Big Mac attack.
-- You go from 130 days to seven days of vacation time.
-- You actually eat breakfast foods -- at breakfast time.
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