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      Christiaan11
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      There once was three guys who didn't have any money. or any food.

      They had been stealing food for the past couple of days and still wern't satiafied.

      One guy finally said ,"Wouldn't it be better to ask for food instead of stealing it ?"

      They all agreed so one day they went up to this house and rang the door bell . An old lady answered .

      They asked her for food . She said she would only give them food if they slept with her .

      The first guy refused and so did the second, but the third guy was so hungry that he agreed.

      She took him into her barn and said to get started.

      He said he wanted to blindfold her and she agreed because she was so desperate.

      Once blindfolded he took a piece of corn and started fucking her with it. He threw that piece of corn out the barn window and took another piece of corn and started fucking her with that one.

      Afterwards she fed him like she said she would and he left .

      The two other guys told him they couldn't believe he had done that for food, especially since they had found free corn around the side of the barn.

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