Explain
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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A boy and his grandfather are sitting on the porch. The grandpa is drinking a beer, and the little boy asks "Can i have a sip of your beer Grandpa?" The grandpa looks at the boy and asks "Can your dick touch ur asshole?" The little boy replies "No". Grandpa says "Then no you cant."
Later the grandpa is smoking a cigarette, and the little boy asks "Grandpa can I try your cigarette?" The grandpa asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy replies "No". Grandpa says "Then no you cant."
Later the grandpa walks into the living room and sees the little boy eating a plate of cookies. Grandpa says "Oh boy, those look good. May i have one?" The little boy asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa says "Yes". The little boy replies "Then you can go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me!"
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A boy and his grandfather are sitting on the porch. The grandpa is drinking a beer, and the little boy asks "Can i have a sip of your beer Grandpa?" The grandpa looks at the boy and asks "Can your dick touch ur asshole?" The little boy replies "No". Grandpa says "Then no you cant."
Later the grandpa is smoking a cigarette, and the little boy asks "Grandpa can I try your cigarette?" The grandpa asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy replies "No". Grandpa says "Then no you cant."
Later the grandpa walks into the living room and sees the little boy eating a plate of cookies. Grandpa says "Oh boy, those look good. May i have one?" The little boy asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa says "Yes". The little boy replies "Then you can go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me!"
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lol thought someone would get a kick out of that lol
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