• Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    • Torrents
    • Login

    Gay-related jokes…

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Jokes & Funny Stuff
    13 Posts 11 Posters 8.6k Views 1 Watching
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • juanchoJ Offline
      juancho
      last edited by

      let's post any gay-related jokes here…


      Q: what's the difference between lust, love and showing off?

      A: spitting, swallowing and gargling!

      😉

      ¡ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ ƃuıʎɟǝp sı oɥɔuɐnɾ

      **millions have tried to sleep with me….

      only thousands have succeeded!**

      to define oneself is to limit oneself! from my aunt, oscar wilde

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • juanchoJ Offline
        juancho
        last edited by

        Gay Translation

        **I want a commitment.
        I'm sick of masturbation.

        Haven't I seen you before?
        Nice ass.

        I need you.
        My hand is tired.

        You're the only man I've ever cared about.
        You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

        I'm a Romantic.
        I'm poor.

        I really want to get to know you better.
        So I can tell my friends about it.

        It's just orange juice, try it.
        3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

        He's kinda cute.
        I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

        He's not my type.
        He won't sleep with me.

        I miss you so much
        I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

        I had a wonderful time last night.
        Who the hell are you?

        Do you love me?
        I've done something stupid and you might find out.

        Do you 'really' love me?
        I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

        I'll give you a call.
        I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

        I've been thinking a lot.
        You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

        I think we should just be friends.
        You're ugly.

        I've learned a lot from you.
        Next!!!!**

        ¡ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ ƃuıʎɟǝp sı oɥɔuɐnɾ

        **millions have tried to sleep with me….

        only thousands have succeeded!**

        to define oneself is to limit oneself! from my aunt, oscar wilde

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • A Offline
          agogpry
          last edited by

          🙂

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • T Offline
            TinyAsian
            last edited by

            Lol

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • Y Offline
              yaoiuser13
              last edited by

              ;D i almost fall of my chair here, soo funny

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • F Offline
                frontlemon
                last edited by

                lol ;D

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • A Offline
                  akirasano
                  last edited by

                  😄

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • J Offline
                    JACK777
                    last edited by

                    sad but true

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • G Offline
                      Gman2034
                      last edited by

                      😄

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • C Offline
                        cupofass
                        last edited by

                        ::) 👼

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • A Offline
                          ahchoo
                          last edited by

                          lolololololol

                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • DamaDamaD Offline
                            DamaDama
                            last edited by

                            funny and true!! lol

                            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • J Offline
                              JACK777
                              last edited by

                              LOVE

                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                              Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                              Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                              With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                              Register Login
                              • 1 / 1
                              • First post
                                Last post