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      The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

      I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

      Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

      Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

      Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

      Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

      I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

      (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

      The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

      Whew, I got away with that one!

      Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

      When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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