It's a Wonderful World
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Why is a priest called Father?
Because it's too suspicious to call him Daddy.
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I was hoping to tell you some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them worked.
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Genders are like New York City's twin towers.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
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You can say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his brother’s underwear.
I don’t know why he was mad – maybe because his brother was still wearing them, or because the whole family was watching.
Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
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