Worst Blow job
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A traveling salesman is in a small town for a couple of weeks when he really begins to miss his wife.
After another two weeks, he just can’t take it anymore, and decides to visit the town brothel.
He goes up to the madam and says, “Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst bow job in the house.”
“But, sir,” says the madam, “for a hundred dollars, you don’t have to settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best.”
“No, no,” says the man, “you don’t understand. I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”
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