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    On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me…

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      "If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."

      "Fucking great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."

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