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    • M Offline
      musclefag
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      A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
      Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
      From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

      What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

      Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

      If:
      A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

      Then:

      H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
      8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
      and
      K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
      11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

      But,

      A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

      And,

      B-U-L-L-S---T
      2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

      AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

      A---K-I-S-S-I-N-G
      1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

      So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullst and A Kissing that will put you over the top.

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        kenjysn1
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        funy, :crazy2:

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