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    I love gay flight attendants

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      yngmstr
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      Sitting on a flight, i noticed how particularly effeminate the male flight attendant in my first class section was.

      As we were getting ready to take off, he said "Ok boys time for this big one to hit the sky." In flight he called everyone regardless of gender, hun.

      Before I know it, I heard over the PA,"helloooo, we are about to land this plane so be dears and put your tray tables up up up.

      So I put mine up.

      Well the lady sitting across the row from me just sat there, and the attendant walked over and asked her again. Hun your tray needs to be up.

      To which she replied, I am a princess in my country and I take orders from none.

      The attendant, unmoved, straightened his shoulders and said "Well in my country, I am a Queen, I out rank you, now up the tray bitch."

      YngMstr

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        loveless992
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        LMAO!

        Good one 🙂

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          mgr
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          That' good. Sadly I had jusr a cup of coffee and was sipping 😞 . It took an hour to clean my desk again including my keyboard!!! Still ROTF

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            russbill
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            I like this one… :lol:

            ...and MGR you sure you were cleaning up only coffee? :whistle:

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              mgr
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              @russbill:

              …and MGR you sure you were cleaning up only coffee? :whistle:

              LOL, quite sure It was coofee with milk and sugar. No other remnants in the keybord lol. I'm well trained with those people around me :lol: That's the reason In dom't like liquids in my study 🙂

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                russbill
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                Good one - just checking…. 🐵

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                  Isatumay
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                  This is one of the funniest things I've read online

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                    i fix planes and find them sexy as fuk and give great bjs in toilets

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                      cupofass
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                      :cheesy2:

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                        JACK777
                        last edited by

                        Yuuueeaaa

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                          ahchoo
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                          old but gold

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