The BLACK PANTIES
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The BLACK PANTIES
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still
hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter
is constantly calling her and urging her to get back
into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but
didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies:
"Mom! I have someone for you to meet.Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another
and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him
for a weekend in the Catskills.Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy
panties, he in his birthday suit.Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She
replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours
to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The
following night the same scenario. She's standing there
with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday
suit … except that he is wearing a black condom.She looks at him and asks: "What's with this black
condom?"He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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Ya know what I have never seen a black condom…Do they make those?
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yep they do. At least where I live
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