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    Hey, What's the Difference?

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Jokes & Funny Stuff
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      flozen
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      Q:  What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

      A:  The position of the dirt bag.

      :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:

      Q:  What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

      A:  Snowballs.

      :blink:   :blink:   :blink:    :blink:   :blink:   :blink:

      Q:  What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

      A:   Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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      (You have a joke?  Be a pal, start a new topic.)      :hug:    :hug:    :hug:

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        Zeitgeist
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        Hah. Nice re: BMWs

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          flozen
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          @Zeitgeist:

          Hah. Nice re: BMWs

          Thanks, Zeit.  That joke caught my eye because I drive one, and when I go to the authorized Service Center for repairs, every customer (except moi) is acting like entitled pricks.  (With a 2003 X5, I'm the poor man in the room.)

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            JohnAllenson
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            I like the joke about the Harley.

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              flozen
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              @JohnAllenson:

              I like the joke about the Harley.

              Well, John, I could have predicted that you'd like the more tawdry and louche offerings – really, who knows what lurks under those Fair Isle sweaters of yours?!?   (Hugs.)

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