• Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    • Torrents
    • Login

    Things you like in porn but not in real life

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Porn, Smut & Erotica
    36 Posts 24 Posters 381 Views 1 Watching
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • H Offline
      hylas
      last edited by

      Huge dicks. Looks great in porn. IRL, when I bottom, average to small feels so much better.

      Anal beads. Love them in porn. IRL, they're not worth the hassle in my experience.

      And this one is a bit weird, but: blowjobs. I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't particularly enjoy giving or receiving them. Seeing a cute and motivated dude give a BJ in porn can be hot, though.

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • B Offline
        boxingclever
        last edited by

        group sex in number 5+ seems to work in porn because everyone's there to film the scene, but in real life it's like herding cats and everyone gets a bit precious about who they're doing what with.
        i seem to watch stuff that i like doing, for the most part.

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • W Offline
          williamjz
          last edited by

          I'm an ass man, so I sometimes watch scat porn. I cannot tolerate it at all in real life. I'm a vers bottom, and if I'm topping I can't have any poop smells or else my erection immediately deflates.

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • W Offline
            wedge
            last edited by

            That's the very purpose of porn. It helps people enjoy things and jerk off to what they would rarely do in real life.

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • GrotomodeG Offline
              Grotomode
              last edited by

              @JohnAllenson:

              I love watching versatile men and wish I were versatile.
              I only like topping.

              Same here. Occasionally I feel like I would want to be the bottom of the scene or the one sucking a gorgeous looking dick but every time it comes to it, it feels boring.
              I realised the only thing I like to do with other guys' genitals is fondle them, especially the balls. Licking and taking it, not so much.

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • N Offline
                NickJakobs
                last edited by

                Scat looks hot in the movies and its a real turn on, but i dont see myself doing it for real.

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • M Offline
                  motri
                  last edited by

                  eat cum and cream pie. hot vids….but messy in real life

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • T Offline
                    thetmstone
                    last edited by

                    Breeding turns me on like crazy if done right, none of that pulling it out and then cum bullshit. I could and I never will do something like that irl, let alone doing bareback.

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • JohnSeeJ Offline
                      JohnSee
                      last edited by

                      Some of the many things I like in porn but not in real life:

                      • extreme ball busting
                      • eating s*it
                      • cuckolding

                      @wedge:

                      That's the very purpose of porn. It helps people enjoy things and jerk off to what they would rarely do in real life.

                      and that's so so so true.

                      LOL AT FIRST SIGHT

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • M Offline
                        motri
                        last edited by

                        recently horse hung dicks, like big penises that could reach deeper, in real life though oral maybe…but anal god no. i ain't a size queen.

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                        Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                        Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                        With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                        Register Login
                        • 1
                        • 2
                        • 2 / 2
                        • First post
                          Last post