Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game
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Well, 2222, you have really given us a no-win trio, lol. I will take the liberty of applying the FMK to each one when they were in the 25-35 age bracket. Holding my nose, I would:
Fuck Donald Trump, who was not hideous at 30 – before the eyebrows, the UFO hair, serial adultery, and political swing to the far right.
Marry George W. Bush, who was trim and fit in younger days, and who is a story of redemption – raging alcoholic who got sober, a devoted family man, and now, you just give him a paint brush and canvas for his play time.
Kill Richard Nixon, who never had a good-looking day in his life; a sweaty, angry man who was responsible for the greatest betrayal of the American people, so far. (To be fair, waiting for the verdict on DJT!).
FMK Three Brothers, From left: Dave Franco, James Franco and Tom Franco.
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And they're all Jewish so I won't have to ask them to convert.
Fuck - James Franco. He's a bit too smarmy to hang around with.
Marry - Dave Franco. He has a sense of humour.
Kill - Sorry Tom. I don't know a bloody thing about you.Riverdale Young 'uns
Archie, Jughead, Kevin. (The Earnest One, the Sarcastic One, and the Sassy One)
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John, you must have quite a connection with these Riverdale guys. This trio originally came up on page four, was "relisted" on page five – are there no Riverdale fans that can help John out?
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Fuck Kevin, Marry Jughead and Kill Archie.
FMK: Andrew, Owen, Luke Wilson.
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The Wilson brothers!
Fuck Andrew on every day of the week that ends with "y."
Marry Luke, he looks like a sweet, weight-gaining husband.
Kill Owen. He tried suicide once, so we're just helping him:
https://nypost.com/2007/08/28/owen-in-suicide-attempt/
Now, FMK the Wahlberg brothers: Donnie, Robert and Mark
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Fuck Donnie in a van, he's one of those DILFs, and kick him out nude somewhere in the city when we finish.
Marry Robert and pat his head.
Kill Mark by making him watch My Little Pony endlessly.FMK: The Nominees for Supporting actor this year in The Oscars: http://oscar.go.com/nominees/actor-in-a-supporting-role
Pdt.- I hope Call me by your name gets a lot of wins, since last year handjobs on the beach film won, perhaps it's starting a trend to produce gay films.
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Not actors in a leading role. :blink:
Fuck Sam Rockwell
Marry Willem Dafoe
Kill Christopher Plummer AKA 'He's still alive?!'Actors in a leading role: Timothee Chalemet, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Kaluuya, Gary Oldman, and Denzil Washington.
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Fuck Daniel Kaluuya, covered in Kahlúa, until he literally tells me to Get Out.
Marry Daniel Day-Lewis and be privy to all his deep thoughts while sucking on his left foot.*
Kill Denzel Washington for getting this Oscar slot via the weakest film, imho.
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And now, a new choice…
FMK these musical groups – and, are you going by looks, favorite songs, or some other sick impulse?
Bee Gees, Run DMC, Depeche Mode
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OK, was it too much giving you three groups of three? Hoping someone will embrace the challenge… :love:
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Fuck Run DMC on the Downlow.
Have my Own Personal Jesus perform my wedding to Depeche Mode.
Kill Bee Gees because Disco.Canadian Winter Olympic Medalists:
Samuel Girard, Mikael Kingsbury, Patrick Chan, Ted-Jan Bloemen, Eric Radford, Max Parrot, or Mark McMorris.
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Choosing from this fine array of Canadian male athletes:
FUCK: Pick just one? Sigh. Well, then the first guy Samuel Girard, I like brown hair, and his attempt at facial hair is sexy.
MARRY: Easy. Patrick Chan. Always looks sharply dressed on the ice, and lord knows he's flexible…
KILL: Can't do it to any of them. But how about prison (with a lot of intense cell fucking) for that stupid, handsome Russian curler charged with doping?
Now, a nostalgic new FMK…
Game Show Hosts. Please base your FMK on the age they appear in the photo.
Drew Carey (The Price Is Right)
Alec Baldwin (Match Game)
Alex Trebek (Jeopardy!)
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Fuck - Alex Trebek. The 70s pornstache
Marry - Drew Carey. Good sense of humour
Kill - Alec Baldwin. There are plenty of Baldwin brothers to replace him.Openly gay athletes at 2018 Olympics. (I've been watching a lot of Olympics.)
Gus Kenworthy - USA skiier - kissed his boyfriend.
Eric Radford - won a gold medal then a bronze medal
Adam Rippon - first openly gay male figure skater -
Fuck - Eric Radford. Just. look. at. him.
Marry - Adam Rippon. He's gotta be fun to be with.
Kill - Gus Kenworthy. Wish I could save him..oh well. At least he'll happy with his dog at the other world when the time comes.I'm into Tennis guys, so leaving the names that I searched nudes the most for
Rafael Nadal
Tomáš Berdych
Tommy Robredo -
Marry - Raphael Nadel. I saw in one posters for underwear before knowing who he was and I went home to do an internet search on him.
Fuck - Tomas Berdych, love those Czech boys.
That leaves poor Tommy Robredo. He does this face when he's concentrating that would be a complete boner killer.Black Panther characters: Black Panther/T'Challah, Killmonger/N'Jadaku, M'Butu.
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Miguel Ángel Silvestre :love:**
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Black Panther characters: Black Panther/T'Challah, Killmonger/N'Jadaku, M'Butu.
Kill M'Butu, marry T'Challa, but flip flop fuck with Killmonger every week, he's made for sex.
FMK Harry Potter characters: Harry/Daniel Radcliffe, Weasley twins/James/Oliver Phelps and Lucius Malfoy/Jason Isaacs
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That one is easy.
Marry Harry, Fuck George, and Kill Malfoy.Fantastic Beast wizards: Newt/Eddie Redmayne, Albus Dumbledore/Jude Law, Voldemort/Johnny Depp
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Fuck Johnny, marry Jude and kill Eddie.
Which Chris superhero?
Chris Evans[Captain America], Chris Hemsworth[Thor], Chris Pratt[Star-Lord]
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Fuck Starlord, marry Captain America, kill Thor by accident while killing Iron Man.
If anyone else is watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Who should Sabrina MFK?
Harvey Kinkle, Nicolas Scratch, Ambrose Spellman.http://riverdale.wikia.com/wiki/Ross_Lynch?file=CAOS-BTS-1x01-25-Ross-Kiernan.jpg
http://riverdale.wikia.com/wiki/Gavin_Leatherwood?file=Gavin_Leatherwood.jpg
http://riverdale.wikia.com/wiki/Chance_Perdomo?file=Chance_Perdomo.jpg
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