Masturbation makes you gay, according to a leaked mormon guide

[Eridanos]

@raphjd:

Graham Crackers were created as a cure for masturbation, as were many other foods.

Let's not forget Kellog's Cornflakes aka Anti-masturbation Flakes.  He believed a bland diet was what young people needed to 'ease their urges'.

(But surely he didn't take into factor that you can put almost anything in your cornflakes to enrich the taste)

Regarding the Mormons…this is a good laugh.  Wish they were so lighthearted when it comes to gay issues.

[Grotomode]

Then… 99,999...% of men are super duper gay?

[Rubber0]

Does anyone remember the fake that masturbation can cause loss of eye vision? ;D

[Schnaps]

That is so stupid

[spam17]

@Schnaps:

That is so stupid

It might sound stupid but what if there are any scientific studies?

[nickys1177]

so straight guys never masturbate? how foolish is this.

[Grotomode]

@spam17:

@Schnaps:

That is so stupid

It might sound stupid but what if there are any scientific studies?

….scientific studies? How can a scientific study make a claim like this?

[Zeitgeist]

@nickys1177:

so straight guys never masturbate? how foolish is this.

Oh, straight people never masturbate: sexual depravity is clearly a phenomenon exclusive to LGBT populations.

[blackwing]

@Zeitgeist:

@nickys1177:

so straight guys never masturbate? how foolish is this.

Oh, straight people never masturbate: sexual depravity is clearly a phenomenon exclusive to LGBT populations.

That's what they tell themselves.

[Zeitgeist]

@blackwing:

@Zeitgeist:

@nickys1177:

so straight guys never masturbate? how foolish is this.

Oh, straight people never masturbate: sexual depravity is clearly a phenomenon exclusive to LGBT populations.

That's what they tell themselves.

Is that what they tell themselves after they've had their daily dosage of secret masturbation? Whatever helps them sleep at night…  :crazy2: