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    Valentine's Day Flower

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      forgetjack
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      A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's favorite flower: white anemones.

      Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns.

      The man asked the florist to make a bouquet out of the ferns and the flask of liquor. He added a card and proceeded home.

      After a romantic candlelight dinner, he presented his wife with the gift. She opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

      With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly, "Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones."

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        omar919
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