Three mice are having drinks in a bar
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Three mice are having drinks in a bar, when they begin to quarrel over who is the strongest.
The first mouse slams his Cuervo, licks his lips, and says "I'm so strong, when I get up in the morning I mix rat poison into my coffee. Tastes good."
The second mouse swallows his bourbon, licks his lips, and says "I'm so strong, I eat the cheese off the mousetrap and do bench presses with the bar."
The third mouse finishes his tea, pinkie daintily pointed skywards, and says, "Well; you guys are too tough for me. Time for me to go home and fuck the cat."
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