Today's class is sex education.
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Today's class is sex education. Teacher draws a picture of a penis on the blackboard. She asks, "Ok. class. Can anyone tell me what this is?" Of course Dirty Johnny is the only student to raise his hand.
"Anyone?" Teacher asks hopefully, not wanting to pick Johnny. After a few moments when no one else raises their hand she sighs and says, "Ok, Johnny, but please keep it clean!"
"That's a penis!" says Johnny.
"That's right," says Teacher, surprised at Johnny's simple answer. Then he adds, "I know because my Daddy has two of them."
"Oh, no," says Teacher. "That's not possible. He only has one."
"No," says Johnny. "He has a little one for going pee pee and a big one for brushing the babysitter's teeth!"
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