Guy walks into a bar
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Guy walks into a bar and see's a sign that says: Hand Jobs $10 Ham Sandwiches $5
He says to the gal behind the bar: "Are you the on that gives the hand jobs?"
She says: "I sure am Honey…."
He says: "Well then go wash your fucking hands because I want a ham sandwich."
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