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      coryzinho
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      This guy wanted to get into a night club with a few friends. Unfortunately the dress code stated that without a tie he couldn't get in.

      His friends didn't have a spare necktie between them but one of them said, 'Hey,I've got an idea. I have a set of jumper cables in the back of my car. Tie them round your neck, tuck in the ends and you should pass by the doormen.

      On re-entering the club, one bouncer was suspicious of his neckwear. On inspection, he relented as long as the guy behaved … and didn't start anything!

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