Worst thing that has happened to you during sex?

spam17

That's awful! D=
Luckly - or not so lukly - the worst thing that ever came out of the ass during sex for me was the usual stuff… I mean... you know =P

for me, the "usual stuff" are in a way worse than blood. so I'd prefer blood over other things that could come out of the ass (except for cum of course)

:-X

antstorm

I was a little inebriated and went home with a good looking bloke , got to his place , kissing was nice , ripped the clothes off
uncircumcised , ok what the heck , never slept with a guy that was uncut , went down to blow it , smelt fucking rank , i mean RANK
it was that bad i threw up all over him not just a little spew , i mean a bucket ..poor fucker
suffice to say that put me off uncut cocks for ever.

spam17

@antstorm:

I was a little inebriated and went home with a good looking bloke , got to his place , kissing was nice , ripped the clothes off
uncircumcised , ok what the heck , never slept with a guy that was uncut , went down to blow it , smelt fucking rank , i mean RANK
it was that bad i threw up all over him not just a little spew , i mean a bucket ..poor fucker
suffice to say that put me off uncut cocks for ever.

Bad luck!

:cry2:

imamadenan

I met this guy on scruff four years back. We hooked up at his place, had a few beers and started to kiss and fondle. We were both very horny and I started to give him head, he had a big thick dick with lots of foreskin. It got a bit rough and he grabbed me and started to facefuck me and in the midst he must have hit my teeth and his bellend strap (frenulum?) broke (he was uncirumsized). Blood came everywhere in my mouth and chest as I took his dick out of my mouth. It looked like something out of hostel film. I didn't realize what was going on, just remember seeing his facial expression change to shocked as he looked down on me. We ran to the bathroom and blood was spilling and dripping everywhere. I wasn't sure at first if it was him or me so I asked and he kind of just looked at me and said "dude, who does it look like it is…!?" Very awkward but he was super lovely and said asked me to still stay over after all of that. We kissed and went to bed but his dick kept bleeding all night and through the bandages, onto my back as he spooned me, I tried to turn around but he wouldn't let me. Next morning, I showered and went home, and he went to the hospital...

spam17

@imamadenan:

I met this guy on scruff four years back. We hooked up at his place, had a few beers and started to kiss and fondle. We were both very horny and I started to give him head, he had a big thick dick with lots of foreskin. It got a bit rough and he grabbed me and started to facefuck me and in the midst he must have hit my teeth and his bellend strap (frenulum?) broke (he was uncirumsized). Blood came everywhere in my mouth and chest as I took his dick out of my mouth. It looked like something out of hostel film. I didn't realize what was going on, just remember seeing his facial expression change to shocked as he looked down on me. We ran to the bathroom and blood was spilling and dripping everywhere. I wasn't sure at first if it was him or me so I asked and he kind of just looked at me and said "dude, who does it look like it is…!?" Very awkward but he was super lovely and said asked me to still stay over after all of that. We kissed and went to bed but his dick kept bleeding all night and through the bandages, onto my back as he spooned me, I tried to turn around but he wouldn't let me. Next morning, I showered and went home, and he went to the hospital...

:afr:

antstorm

@imamadenan:

I met this guy on scruff four years back. We hooked up at his place, had a few beers and started to kiss and fondle. We were both very horny and I started to give him head, he had a big thick dick with lots of foreskin. It got a bit rough and he grabbed me and started to facefuck me and in the midst he must have hit my teeth and his bellend strap (frenulum?) broke (he was uncirumsized). Blood came everywhere in my mouth and chest as I took his dick out of my mouth. It looked like something out of hostel film. I didn't realize what was going on, just remember seeing his facial expression change to shocked as he looked down on me. We ran to the bathroom and blood was spilling and dripping everywhere. I wasn't sure at first if it was him or me so I asked and he kind of just looked at me and said "dude, who does it look like it is…!?" Very awkward but he was super lovely and said asked me to still stay over after all of that. We kissed and went to bed but his dick kept bleeding all night and through the bandages, onto my back as he spooned me, I tried to turn around but he wouldn't let me. Next morning, I showered and went home, and he went to the hospital...

uncut knobs should come with a warning sticker …lol , at least i just spewed all over my fella's
you reenacted a friggin zombie flick on the poor buggers knob :laugh:

antstorm

@spam17:

@antstorm:

I was a little inebriated and went home with a good looking bloke , got to his place , kissing was nice , ripped the clothes off
uncircumcised , ok what the heck , never slept with a guy that was uncut , went down to blow it , smelt fucking rank , i mean RANK
it was that bad i threw up all over him not just a little spew , i mean a bucket ..poor fucker
suffice to say that put me off uncut cocks for ever.

Bad luck!

:cry2:

it was for him ….LOL

samiderwish

its not good for u i think

Kekkaishi

I was meeting a guy online at his place and when he saw my cock, he decided to let me fuck him, which was not initially planned.
so he went to the bathroom and started cleaning his asshole, only that during that time the whole room was filled with the smell of shit that I couldn't bare it anymore and thus I couldn't fuck him and I just stopped the whole thing and left.

regardless if you're going to get fucked or not, you should always make sure you're clean! there are a few things you can do with an asshole other than fucking.

spam17

@Kekkaishi:

I was meeting a guy online at his place and when he saw my cock, he decided to let me fuck him, which was not initially planned.
so he went to the bathroom and started cleaning his asshole, only that during that time the whole room was filled with the smell of shit that I couldn't bare it anymore and thus I couldn't fuck him and I just stopped the whole thing and left.

regardless if you're going to get fucked or not, you should always make sure you're clean! there are a few things you can do with an asshole other than fucking.

Bad luck..

jonas32

We had invited Mother to have dinner one day. And while i was cooking dinner my husband walks in and we started to kiss. It ends with he fucks me on the kitchen table.

And my Mother walks in on us (she decided to come a little early)

She says: i can wait outside and you call me when you are done) and walks out.

manojwilson

@zvonac:

What is the absolute worst thing that has happened to you during sex?
I was once topping a guy and when I pulled my dick out, blood splatted all over my chest and stomach, because I guess his internal hemorrhoid got torn or something $:-\$

The worst thing that happened to me was when I along with three other guys was having a threesome in a hotel, there was one guy I particularly liked and when he pulled out his dick, it was all swollen God knows from what. I became scared and fled the scene, worried that I would have that too.

spam17

@manojwilson:

@zvonac:

What is the absolute worst thing that has happened to you during sex?
I was once topping a guy and when I pulled my dick out, blood splatted all over my chest and stomach, because I guess his internal hemorrhoid got torn or something $:-\$

The worst thing that happened to me was when I along with three other guys was having a threesome in a hotel, there was one guy I particularly liked and when he pulled out his dick, it was all swollen God knows from what. I became scared and fled the scene, worried that I would have that too.

Don't you have any clue?

???

edwardgaming

one shoot too early….......it's awkward...

yifav

after take some ice cream

warpaint

@SemenDemon:

I enjoy sex, but casual sex is awkward for me. It doesn't matter how into each other we are if I hook up with someone I've barely just met, because it's very difficult for me being that intimate with virtual strangers. This is why I like to know someone before we have sex. If I don't know someone well enough to be at ease with them platonically, I'm not likely to be comfortable with them intimately.

Ohh! That's me basically. The same thing. I just hmm I can't with guys I don't know. I might go to bed on a first date, but still it has to be a date. So yeah basically one time guy wanted me to fuck him I agreed cause he was very hot, but I couldn't get a hard on so he just literallt grabbed my dick and started pushing the blood to the head as he was a doctor I believe he knew what he was doing xD It happened but the other time I was on a date til 20:00 (8pm) and we talked in the car til like 4 or 5 and then he offered to go to his place. He wasn't handsome but I liked his built he was hairy with blonde hair all over, his back, his stomach, his ass. It was so hot I'm gettin a hard on thinking about it but then I just couldn't do a thing. I fingered his asshole and fingered, and fingered and just had to tell him "I'm sorry, too tired, can't do it". Funny cause in the morning I got wood and just dropped my pants and his while we were sleeping and just played my dick against his asshole like for an hour while he was sleeping I would be ready to fuck him but he told me we have to get going so I took a quick shower and had to masturbate …

spam17

@warpaint:

@SemenDemon:

I enjoy sex, but casual sex is awkward for me. It doesn't matter how into each other we are if I hook up with someone I've barely just met, because it's very difficult for me being that intimate with virtual strangers. This is why I like to know someone before we have sex. If I don't know someone well enough to be at ease with them platonically, I'm not likely to be comfortable with them intimately.

Ohh! That's me basically. The same thing. I just hmm I can't with guys I don't know. I might go to bed on a first date, but still it has to be a date. So yeah basically one time guy wanted me to fuck him I agreed cause he was very hot, but I couldn't get a hard on so he just literallt grabbed my dick and started pushing the blood to the head as he was a doctor I believe he knew what he was doing xD It happened but the other time I was on a date til 20:00 (8pm) and we talked in the car til like 4 or 5 and then he offered to go to his place. He wasn't handsome but I liked his built he was hairy with blonde hair all over, his back, his stomach, his ass. It was so hot I'm gettin a hard on thinking about it but then I just couldn't do a thing. I fingered his asshole and fingered, and fingered and just had to tell him "I'm sorry, too tired, can't do it". Funny cause in the morning I got wood and just dropped my pants and his while we were sleeping and just played my dick against his asshole like for an hour while he was sleeping I would be ready to fuck him but he told me we have to get going so I took a quick shower and had to masturbate …

:cry2:

humandoormat

had a hard time getting hard :cry2: :cry2:

Jacenguy84

I had a guy riding my dick and he decided to change positions and when he got off he basically had massive diarrhea all over my pubic area and chest. Suffice it to say I was done.

jonas32

@jonas32:

We had invited Mother to have dinner one day. And while i was cooking dinner my husband walks in and we started to kiss. It ends with he fucks me on the kitchen table.

And my Mother walks in on us (she decided to come a little early)

She says: i can wait outside and you call me when you are done) and walks out.

Have any of you had parents walking in during sex?