Proud father!

[JACK777]

Bill, Bob, Jack and Ted were sitting at the bar discussing their lives. Jack had to take a leak so he went to the restroom. Bill, Bob and Ted started to brag about their kids:

Bill : You know guys my son is a very successful lawyer. He has contacts with very important people. He is so generous that he gave his friend a brand new Mercedes without blinking an eye.

Bob: Well that's nothing. My son is an extremely successful software engineer. He sold his websites for millions to bigger social media companies on the Internet, and he's currently developing some great new ideas which have already been paid for by the big guys on the Internet. And he's very generous too. He bought his best friend an exquisite, huge mansion in Beverly Hills.

Ted: Please… My son started from the ground up and became the CEO of a major corporation. Now he has his own chain of hotels, and real estate all over the world. He is the most generous because he bought his friend an island off of the coast of Majorca.

Bill and Bob both seem very impressed with Ted's remarks. At this time Jack comes back.

Ted: Hey Jack what took you so long?

Bob: Yea we were talking about how proud we are of our sons.

Bill: Yea, they are great kids. So what about your son Jack?

Jack: Well I am very proud of my son. He's not a big shot but he's a very talented dancer and he works at a gay club. Being my youngest he's putting himself through performance school.

Bill,Bob and Ted: Jack we are so sorry to hear about your gay son.

Jack: He's doing quite well actually. Infact he received a brand new Mercedes, a lovely mansion in Beverly Hills and an island off of the coast of Majorca from his three boyfriends.

~ FIN

[frontlemon]

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