A man and his wife are driving down the road
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A man and his wife are driving down the road as the wife says, "I want a divorce."
The man says nothing, just speeds up slightly.
The woman continues, "That's not all. I'm taking the house, the car, the kids, and the bank account."
The man remains a statue, only speeding up a little.
The woman, getting angry, yells at him, "Don't you have anything to say?"
The man replies, "Nope. I have everything I need."
The woman asks him, "What do you have?"
Just as they are about to slam into a tree going 100 MPH the man yells, "The airbag bitch!"
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