A wealthy lawyer
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A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.
He asks one of the men, "Why are you eating this disgusting grass?"
The man replies, "I'm too poor, it's all we have."
The lawyer replies, "You and your buddy can come home with me and I'll feed you."
The man replies, "But sir, we both have families."
The lawyer replies, "Bring them all!" So they all pile into the car.
One of the men's wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Thank you so much sir, we really needed this."
The lawyer responds, "No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you'll love it!"
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