Comeback Queen
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Ok so this mean girl came into my house and she called me poor, just because she had more money than me
These were some actual moments:
Girl: EEw what is this crap on your walls?
Me: a mirror.LATER:
Girl: Hey ha ha I have Subway Surfers on my phone.
Me: Cool so do I.
Girl: YOU have a PHONE?
Me: yeah shows phone
Girl: ha ha but there are cracks in it!
Me: speaking of cracks and buts, you should pull up your pants.
LATER:Girl: well noow that I'm leaving might as well give you advice.
Me: which is?
Girl: avoid your face!
Me: I don't have time cuz I'm already avoiding yours.
Girl: GRRR hey where did you get your crap clothes?!?!?!
Me: The same place you got your life.
Girl: Did you google these comebacks?!!?!? (lol some of them yesh)
Me: Did you google your insults?
Girl: go back your cage! I'm going to my large condo!
Me: Yeah Hell's pretty big, isn't it?
Girl: of course you'd know that.
Me: I know lots of things because I'm not home schooled. ( no offense if you're home schooled but this girl was retarded)
Girl: I have nickname for you! WANNABE!
Me: I have lots of nicknames for you right now.
Girl: I HAVE THE POWER TO SUE YOU!
Me: you're lucky you don't have the power to read minds.
Girl: That's it! I'm leaving! gets in car BYE POOR KIDS!
MY friend: that sucks she gets the last word.
Me: Nope. I put some bug attractor in her hair spray.
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