What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
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Craigslist hookup in a disgusting hotel room :blownose:
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Saturday morning I stopped at the gas station. I pulled up to the pumps on the side away from the road. Got out, hit the button to open the gas tank flap, got out, left the driver's side car door open. Swiped my credit card, took off the gas cap, and started pumping gas.
I have a big car, a retired Police Interceptor. It uses a lot of gas. It's my one big profligate polluting luxury. It has a 20 gallon tank, which takes a while to fill. For some reason, the vapor recovery boot on this gas pump is especially sensitive, so I can't just latch the pump handle on full, I have to carefully nurse it along.
This is boring, but some entertainment presents itself: A young man, late teens or early twenties, approaches. "Excuse me, sir. I hate to ask this, but I need sixty cents for bus fare, can you help me out?" I look around, and see someone who must be a friend of his peeking from behind the dumpster about fifty feet away. I'm only a couple of gallons into my 20 gallon fill up, and I wonder who would be brazen enough to approach a cop car to panhandle. And I know that bus fare is more than sixty cents, but maybe he and his friend really are counting pennies. How they came to be away from home on a Saturday morning without even enough bus fare to get home isn't my problem, but it presents an opportunity for a diversion.
The kid who lives across the street is about the same age, maybe even younger. After graduating from high school, he got into a trade school for HVAC installation and maintenance (in the top 10% of applicants), completed the nine-month course, and is now employed, driving a company provided truck. A full-blown adult before he can even buy a beer. He certainly doesn't find himself without a way to get home on a Saturday morning, having to resort to panhandling at the 7-11 for bus fare. I think about that for a moment before deciding on how to amuse myself with this kid.
"Come closer. Stand between my car and the gas pumps. I'll give you two dollars on one condition." He steps forward.
"You're kinda good looking. Whip it out and leave it out the whole time I'm pumping my gas, and I'll give you two bucks. If you get a hard-on, I'll give you three." He looks around nervously.
"Um…"
"Nobody can see. You're standing between the car and the store, between the pumps and the road, nobody in front of us can see anything because my car door is open, nobody behind you can see anything at all, and nobody's paying attention anyway." He looks over his shoulder at his friend, who ducks back behind the dumpster.
"I dunnow."
"Three bucks for five minutes, that's a hundred twenty an hour." I take three dollars out of my wallet and leave them sticking out of my shirt pocket. He sees the cash and wants it. Three bucks!
"You look that way and I'll look this way, we're far enough from everything that you can put it back long before anybody can even come close." He unzips his jeans (no underwear) and pulls out his penis.
"All your junk." He teases out his scrotum.
"Good. Let's see if you can get a hard-on." He begins to masturbate.
"DON'T DO THAT! People can still see your arm moving." He stops immediately.
"Just act normal."It's a breezy day, but warm for late summer. After a couple of minutes he develops an erection, hands-free. Exposing himself for a private audience is possibly the most sexually exciting thing he's ever done in public, outdoors or not.
I forgot that the pumps have closed-circuit cameras. Neither of us are looking at the store, and someone approaches wearing a 7-11 shirt. He asks me: "Do you know this man?" The kid frantically tries to zip himself back up, a bit more hastily than safety would dictate, and runs off following his friend who has already gone around the corner. I tuck the dollar bills down in my shirt pocket and say "I've never seen him before in my life, but I just wanted to get my gas and get out of here, so I didn't make any fuss."
The 7-11 manager apologized, I finished pumping my gas and went on my way.
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I'm a naughty boi…. By far the naughtiest thing that I've ever done was to have sex with a cop in the back of his cruiser in exchange for not giving me a ticket for doing 73 mph (117 km/h) in a posted 45 mph (70 km/h) zone... Who would have thought that at 2 AM in the bible belt of North Carolina that I'd get the only gay cop on the force? LOL
It was kinda hot actually, especially with the whole thrill of almost getting caught by his supervisor.
Its a really hot experience. But, MrMazda, I wonder how did you seduced that police officer? Maybe I could learn one or two tricks ;D
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Met a guy on Grindr he was 48, hairy bear just what i love. He ask me to meet him to his place but to be realy discreet.
I fact when i arrive i see that the adress he gave me is a presbytery
A priest, a fantasy come true
He was nervous that someone saw that a young guy come to his place late at night but once in his bed wow! i sucked him and he fucked me for several hours (i guessed he dont have sex very often)
We met a second time later and we had sex in his church just after his service -
Got pulled out by a cop and we have Great sex in the back of his car along a major highway. Thank goodness this way before camera got involved in police cars. Needless to say, no ticket, but a phone number.
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I've learned how to hipnotize guys, and I do it to enhance or intensify orgasm, and have "super natural" experiences >:D while jerking on Skype. :crazy2: Unfortunetly, once I happend to chat with a horny hetero that asked me to try, but not to jerk-cum :police:, but it was too much for me. :cheesy2: When he recovered from the hipnotic state he erased me and stop talking to me. :S :blownose:
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Been out with my friends all night on the gas. Came home to my boyfriend. While all of my friends were in the backyard, separated by glass sliding door and a thin curtain, I was getting fucked.
At regular intervals that morning we fucked. It was so hot, knowing that they were completely unaware.
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Cum swallowing, Cum in my ass, Rimmed, Felched, bareback, piss drinking, piss fucked, Kissing, Role Playing, Toys, Voyeurism, Uniforms, Sex in Public, Public Parks, Toys, Groups, Random Piss, K9, Tied up, I'm open to almost everything and anything. There is very little I would not so to please my top.
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I still wait for the moment to make my nasty!
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Slept with a married man of 3. one of which had a class with me.
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You nailed it! >:D
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I Blew my ex in Walmart but not in the bathrooms. I got in the middle of a circular rack and he stood close like he was looking at sizes while I sucked his dick. Also, he fucked me in a deer stand a couple times. We were visiting my parents and couldn't do it in the cabin so we went for a walk and saw my dad's new deer stand. We smoked a joint and one thing led to another. That was pretty weird and hot
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i dont know about naughty but when i was in my 20's i dry fucked this guy on muni in San Francisco on a very crowded train. i was kinda checking out his ass as his thin woolen slack hugged him like a glove. He had backed up to me, and i very quickly got hard. super hard. we nonchalantly kept at it for quite a while. i just kept riding his crack as he pressed back onto me.
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