CHATTING PENISES
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Three penises were talking to each other, and the first penis said, "I like my master; he lets me look outside."
The second penis said, "I like my master; he plays with me."
The third penis said, "I hate my master; he puts me in a rubber suit and pushes me in and out of a dark cave till I puke.''
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