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    SPEAKING A WOMAN'S LANGUAGE

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Jokes & Funny Stuff
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      CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
      There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine.

      I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
      … without you in it.

      DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
      We haven't had a fight in a while.

      I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
      I can't believe you have nothing planned.

      I LIKE YOU, BUT...
      I don't like you.

      OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
      ... just not in that way.

      YOU NEVER LISTEN.
      You never listen.

      WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
      I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

      OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
      There's no way I'm letting you think this is a date.

      OH YES! RIGHT THERE!
      Well, near there, I just want to get this over with.

      I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
      We're gonna get drunk and make fun of you and your friends.

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