Bonus Seed Point whore

groovedware

I like the bush :rotfl: :funny2:

Ya it's one of my regulars for "the regulars" wink wink nudge nudge.

I don't always jerk off in a bush & allow listeners but when I do I choose quality foliage.

bebekid

Groovedware… why would I want to hear you jerk off in a bush? How will that stimulate me? This site specializes in visuals. If you're gonna "whore" for points, you should at least be willing to SHOW us something rather than offering aural stimulation. Now if you offer ORAL stimulation…. :cheesy2:

cannonmc

Be careful what you wish for! Some of groovedware's sound sessions have been so powerful :xpl: anything more could be dangerous

:cum:

groovedware

To be clear and perfectly honest 5 seed points for me to jerk off in a bush with you listening is the starting level. To get a full menu of what's on offer please send 50 seed points with a self-addressed stamped envelope to my inbox.

Bi inbox eye do think ewe no what is what.

bebekid

Wait, I have to give YOU 50 seed points to find out YOUR whole menu???? That's like going into a restaurant blindfolded and paying them just to see their menu. :hmmm:

That offer does not make me want to part with my seed points. I thought you were whoring for points??

groovedware

Those 50 seed points for the menu will be put toward your first choice off the menu. Just the easiest way to separate the wheat from the chaff, if you ken whit ah mean?

bebekid

What if I don't order… are refunds available?

groovedware

Sadly no. This business isn't that type of business more a bidness. I could offer a guarantee but my current warranty might not be able to extend it's features outward. I mean look at the time and resources I have invested in you at this point with nary a sign of pay off. I think my bidness model needs a complete overhaul. Or a big daddy whose lap I can lap from.

bebekid

And I was on the verge of sending you some points…... $:-\$

groovedware

I doubt very highly you were on the verge of anything but allow me to encourage you in other ways.

Go on and spread your seed. I am certain close to where you are at present there is an anal cavity practically yearning for seed. If you are not anally inclined I can imagine a tummy or two in need of seed. At the very least there must be a bush you can toss off in and in that case just know that somewhere I always keep my ear tuned to the sounds of nature.

This whore here will continue to plug away at sharing, caring, uploading, downloading and being a human receptacle.

ilmodello

:lolp:

Semtex

I came across this on the internet, wait, I don't like how that sounds, look, I am just going to leave this here and come what may…

fuckall

i'm just here for my 1 point

grover59

One Point! ONE POINT!! That's All!! That us not enough. The last bush I beat-off in grew to be a 300ft tall redewood in just 3 weelks!! Now that deserves some love. how about some suction?

Semtex

Suction LOL These days, round these parts, we're all about the traction.

eastonkellan

@grover59:

One Point! ONE POINT!! That's All!! That us not enough. The last bush I beat-off in grew to be a 300ft tall redewood in just 3 weelks!! Now that deserves some love. how about some suction?

I've been reading your replies and they are funny but TRUE, in fact the good admin allows that, and give extra seeds in all their activities you've participated in :cheers:

leeniedo

@eastonkellan:

@grover59:

One Point! ONE POINT!! That's All!! That us not enough. The last bush I beat-off in grew to be a 300ft tall redewood in just 3 weelks!! Now that deserves some love. how about some suction?

Its not the suction that bothers me but more the splinters.

SEAMUSPERSIA

LOL this is the first post at the forum I have read to the end laughing! ;D
and of course i want my 1 point for posting…. this wil be my very first one :cheers:

horyna

How can it be that I missed this thread? :blownose:

Let's face it, there is a bonus-seed-points whore in all of us.

Jason287

lmao I love seed points too