The Mens Room
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In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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lol
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hehe i'll try n remember that ::)
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Accountants are happy to waste other people's supplies,
Lawyers will make an ineffective token gesture, in the interests of a good image,
And cowboys aren't into watersports…
BUT
It still doesn't tell me which one is free Saturday night for an evening of wild activities that might actually frighten the horses.
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BUT
It still doesn't tell me which one is free Saturday night for an evening of wild activities that might actually frighten the horses.
Of these 3? I don't have a clue. Guess you'll just have to ask them. Who knows, maybe you get all 3.
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