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    Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    • 23bats2 Offline
      23bats
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      R'Amen!!!  :pope:

      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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      • ninjapowN Offline
        ninjapow
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        @23bats:

        R'Amen!!!  :pope:

        ding ding ding, we have a winner!  :cheers:

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          YORCH32
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          I have found the light!

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            DaveZA
            last edited by

            I don't like this religion. Look at it! two meat balls and noodly appendages… looks like a vacuum with oogly eyes.

            No offense pastafarians.. but I just kinda like to worship my pasta with a sausage and dammit some sauce.

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              F00F Global Moderator
              last edited by

              Just as legit as any other made up crap out there.

              "If evolution is true, why hasn't my mac given birth to a PC? I mean we all know that PCs are better than macs"
              Seedboxes are cheating.
              "So what if jesus turned water into wine.. I turned a whole student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus."

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                washboard
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                The only difference between this and, say, satanism or the WBC might be that the Spaghetti church is committed to being a tongue-in-cheek parody of religion, while the other two seem genuinely invested in giving any religion a bad name, and other religious people a reason to be shunned by the "more enlightened and intelligent" public. Sneaky sneaky!

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                • raphjdR Offline
                  raphjd Forum Administrator
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                  Satanism is a real religion.  In many countries, it meets the same legal requirements as traditional religions for the purpose of receiving the benefits provided by the state for religions.

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                    icywind
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                    It's best religion ever created. And the rules are nice, Spaghetti God doesn't want us to stone to death everyone, make golden churches etc. 🙂
                    By golden churches I mean this shit: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sanctuary of Our Lady of Licheń&tbs=imgo:1

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                      Victorn12
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                      @icywind:

                      It's best religion ever created. And the rules are nice, Spaghetti God doesn't want us to stone to death everyone, make golden churches etc. 🙂
                      By golden churches I mean this shit: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sanctuary of Our Lady of Licheń&tbs=imgo:1

                      But you have to agree that church has impressive architecture style.  :blink:

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                        profitable
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                        As a person that suffers from depression, I find it odd that people would willingly choose to believe such a sad thing is real - that there is no God. Imagine if that is true, then life itself is meaningless. Meaningless things, like that idiot who drove 80 km/hr on the highway obstructing traffic, MUST PARISH.

                        I hope one day, we come up with the technologies to kill those traffic-obstructing morons who do no respond to honking when driving 80 km/hr on the highway, without leaving traceable evidence. Perhaps some slick tomato sauce on the road, or a nice big 10 Liter metal can of it, through his/her/their wind-shield.

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