yea good one

Impossible man

@XFER: So, a girl goes to his father to ask him for permission to go to a party. The man says "I'll let you go if you suck my cock". The girl accepts and as she's blowing him, she says "Yuck! this tastes like shit!" and the man tells her "Oh, it must be because I lent the car to your brother". –------------- I find it funny at least Cringe worthy! LOL

@omar919: Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!!  I said I needed a hand saw!".  The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" :cheesy2:

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Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband for cheating? Reese something. Reese… Reese... Witherspoon? No, she stabbed him "with a knife"

good one