<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Senior Assessment]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."</p>
<p dir="auto">"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/6743/the-senior-assessment</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:53:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/6743.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:30:09 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Senior Assessment on Sat, 16 Feb 2013 06:37:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:rotfl:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/86101</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/86101</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[trentreviso]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 06:37:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Senior Assessment on Sun, 03 Feb 2013 19:57:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/85631</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/85631</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[leatherbear]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2013 19:57:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Senior Assessment on Tue, 22 Jan 2013 06:43:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">No doc thank you!  :cheesy2: a bed in the cellar will rock  :blind:<br />
Oooops  :afr:  <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f60a.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--blush" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":blush:" alt="😊" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/85402</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/85402</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[agis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 06:43:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Senior Assessment on Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:16:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:rotfl:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/85399</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/85399</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LthrBearCub]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:16:28 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>