♫ You know Arpad and Mattox, Russo and Ryker,
Six guys all named Chad, Stefano and Stryker,
But do you recall?
The hunkiest porn stud of all?
Rudolph, the big-dicked porn star,
Had a very shiny ass.
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it's smooth as glass.
All of the other porn stars,
Used to laugh at his behind.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Come and play and fuck them blind.
Then one horny Christmas Eve,
Chi Chi came to say,
"Rudolph with your dick so hot,
Won't you do my money shot?"
Then all the porn stars loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph, the big-dicked porn star,
You'll go down on him and me." ♫

GAY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!