I have a friend who just moved into an apartment with another person. They have virtually nothing in common. In fact, their likes conflict quite a bit. The ONLY thing that got them to move in together is - to be quite blunt - fucking. Even then, the fucking is bad, they don't kiss, there is no passion, just my friend getting fucked up the ass with a strapon dildo. I won't mention the negative things about this relationship.

How long do you think that these two will be happy with each other under these circumstances? They both work for barely over minimum wage, so they both really need a roommate.