I wonder how many "girls" were hired as baby sitters for someone's daughter.. and later find out that the baby sitter is actually a MALE!

"Susie! Did Penolope help you take your bath?" "Oh yes mommy! Penelope took the bath with me! I had so much fun! Penelope was on one end of the tub, and I tossed rings onto Penelope's shaft!"

If they did a reboot of "The Brady Bunch" or "The Facts of Life", Alice or Mrs. Garrett would be portrayed by a trans.