Welsh Labour has launched a worrying new programme using satellites to spy on homeowners.

Families with big gardens, and who live in areas with good schools or lower crime rates, are set to be clobbered by higher taxes as part of the socialist administration's move to address “property wealth”.

More worryingly for English voters, Sir Keir Starmer has now refused to rule out using the same Soviet-style spyware across the UK should it win the election.

Liberals never get their hands out of our pockets so they can give our money to other people.