<![CDATA[St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper]]>https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/253368/thief-steals-st-michael-statue-from-church-trips-and-is-injured-by-the-angel-s-sword

Can be explained as "unlucky" but if you know St. Michael's rep, you will see the spooky irony.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61730/st-michael-statue-stabs-his-kidnapperRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 06:44:58 GMTMon, 27 Mar 2023 16:24:47 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper on Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:43:49 GMT]]>@eobox91103 Interesting. Thank you.

@flozen Big reaction. OK.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307287https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307287Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:43:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper on Tue, 28 Mar 2023 01:47:05 GMT]]>@flozen said in St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper:

I regret the need to bring up another religious statue article

I looked up the link, and the photographs struck me (!) as odd--no blood or such. I did a search to see if I could corroborate the story from other sources, and turned up some other things:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9947287/Georgia-girl-5-killed-300-pound-monument-collapsed-played-it.html
https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2022-08-28/girl-from-italy-dies-after-statue-falls-on-her-in-germany

It seems that little girls and statues have a troubled relationship.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307281https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307281Tue, 28 Mar 2023 01:47:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper on Tue, 28 Mar 2023 00:42:54 GMT]]>@blablarg18 said in St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper:

Can be explained as "unlucky" but if you know St. Michael's rep, you will see the spooky irony.

Spooky irony? For comparison's sake, I regret the need to bring up another religious statue article, where a little girl was killed in a park by a statue of Jesus that toppled over.

https://viraltab.news/girl-5-killed-after-jesus-statue-falls-on-her-head-in-park/

Religious statues exacting justice on people? An image of Jesus or Mary on a water tower, or a piece of toast? Good on you.

Toast.jpg

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307279https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307279Tue, 28 Mar 2023 00:42:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to St. Michael statue "stabs" his kidnapper on Mon, 27 Mar 2023 16:36:52 GMT]]>Karma is a bitch. If there's an ecclesiastical version of the Darwin Awards, this thief would be a good candidate.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307273https://community.gaytor.rent/post/307273Mon, 27 Mar 2023 16:36:52 GMT