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<p dir="auto">If I were directing this movie...  Tommy would have said "I need to do something different to get more viewers, fucking elderly women is not popular.  How about puting me with 3 young women?"   I would say, "What people really want to see is you with a GUY, Tommy."  Tommy would say "NO!  I am only making videos with females!"  Then I would say "OK!  That is what we will do!"<br />
Then, we would go to shoot the scene, and each girl would be carrying a box.  Tommy would say "wow, this looks exciting!"  Then they would put Tommy in restraints, and then open their boxes.. and each one would put on a strap-on dildo, one small, one medium, and one LARGE!  Tommy would say "NO!  I didn't mean THAT!"   They would then put a ball gag in his mouth, and the one with the small strap-on would start fucking him.  Tommy would be trying to break free, but fail.  Then the one with the medium strap-on would start fucking his now-relaxed hole.  Tommy would be writhing around, and obviously wanted to say something.  I would order the ball-gag to be removed to see what Tommy was wanting to say.  "What is it Tommy?  is something wrong?"  Tommy would then reply "HELL YES THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG!  Tell that girl to take that strap-on out of my ass and take off these damned restraints!"  I would say "OK, if that is what you really want" and order them to let him out of his restraints.  Then Tommy would say "Finally!  Now we can continue!"  I would reply "What?  You want to continue?"  Tommy would say "YES!  Let's do this!" and Tommy would lay on his back, without being restrained, spread his legs wide and raise his ass up high, and say "Bring on the girl with the GIANT strap-on!  NOW!"  then he would start shouting directions at her.. to "Fuck me!  HARDER!  Oh yeah you bitch!  Fuck me good!"<br />
I suppose that would still be a "Straight" video?</p>
<p dir="auto">This is not entirely implausible.  I know of a very hot guy who is "straight" who is currently making videos where he fucks women, BUT also makes solo videos of impaling himself with giant realistic dildos and bananas, and loving it, and eating the bananas afterwards.   He loves cock up his ass, he just doesn't want that cock attached to a dude!  He also does private cam-to-cam shows with guys where he shows them his ass being penetrated, and begs them to fuck him.  But still, he does this cam-to-cam, and not physically WITH another guy.</p>
<p dir="auto">With the population of the planet growing out of control exponentially, they should now make it mandatory for guys to be taught everything there is about having sex with other guys, and be distributed prostate massaging vibrators such as the "Edge"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61637/if-i-was-the-director</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:38:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61637.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 17:47:44 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sun, 19 Mar 2023 15:10:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mrmazda" aria-label="Profile: MrMazda">@<bdi>MrMazda</bdi></a> I like long hair on a few people.  For instance, I have a friend who is like a short Tarzan combined with Mowgli the Jungle Boy.<br />
Something recent that is a huge turn off for me is guys with permed curls on the top of their head, that look like a cheap wig.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306959</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306959</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lololulu19]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2023 15:10:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:56:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/john32123666" aria-label="Profile: john32123666">@<bdi>john32123666</bdi></a> said in <a href="/post/306950">If I was the director...</a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">How About Ron Jeremy  or Tom Byron</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Ron Jeremy has long hair.... Total turn OFF for me.</p>
<p dir="auto">Now.... If Tom Byron is packin', hells yeah!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306951</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306951</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MrMazda]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:56:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:32:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">There's a straight porn star that I'd totally like to bang me.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">How About <strong>Ron Jeremy</strong> <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f606.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":laughing:" alt="😆" /> or <strong>Tom Byron</strong> <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f609.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /><br />
[please don't fire me] ... <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f630.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--cold_sweat" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":cold_sweat:" alt="😰" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306950</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306950</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[john32123666]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:32:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:50:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lololulu19" aria-label="Profile: lololulu19">@<bdi>lololulu19</bdi></a> Yes.... And a BIG dick.... long and thick.... Just the way it should be!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306943</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306943</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MrMazda]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:50:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:40:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mrmazda" aria-label="Profile: MrMazda">@<bdi>MrMazda</bdi></a> Does Jay Crew have a white goatee?</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306940</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306940</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lololulu19]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:40:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:38:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The name of this category is "Rants &amp; Raves" which makes it quite ironic that two women are bitching that I am posting a rant.<br />
Weird!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306939</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306939</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lololulu19]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:38:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 04:04:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mrmazda" aria-label="Profile: MrMazda">@<bdi>MrMazda</bdi></a> <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f602.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":joy:" alt="😂" /> [LOL @ bang] ... That is what is wrong with ... <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f644.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--face_with_rolling_eyes" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:" alt="🙄" /></p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y" rel="nofollow ugc"><i class="fa fa-youtube" aria-hidden="true"></i> Youtube Video</a></p><div class="js-lazyYT lazyYT-container" data-youtube-id="0HDdjwpPM3Y" data-width="640" data-height="360" data-parameters style="width:640px;padding-bottom:360px">
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306922</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306922</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[john32123666]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 04:04:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:53:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/john32123666" aria-label="Profile: john32123666">@<bdi>john32123666</bdi></a> What's wrong with that? There's a straight porn star that I'd totally like to bang me. His name is Jay Crew</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306921</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306921</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MrMazda]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:53:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 00:39:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Such a shame that he is fantasizing pure str8 model into<br />
his dreams and manipulating their career into opposite side of the world?</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="/assets/uploads/files/1679099585432-disgusted.png" alt="disgusted.png" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
<p dir="auto">I'm disgusted ...</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306914</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306914</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[john32123666]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 00:39:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:39:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/okcancel" aria-label="Profile: OKCancel">@<bdi>OKCancel</bdi></a> said in <a href="/post/306889">If I was the director...</a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Sorry but after reading little bit of first 2-3 lines, I failed to connect the forum category (<em>Who Is This/What Video Is This</em>) and the post. So stopped reading further.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Originally placed  in WIT/WVIT -- it made zero sense there.  The Tourette's author misplaces his posts about half the time, which results in more work for the staff and a less user-friendly Forum for members.</p>
<p dir="auto">At least the on-site physician at Harbor's Edge is doing wellness rounds tomorrow, and those who don't throw their bedpans get a choice of rice pudding or stewed prunes.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306913</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306913</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[flozen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:39:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:18:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">In my opinion lololulu is just posting his fantasy about Tommy Gold being shag.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nothing's wrong about that, don't find meaning to a rather straight forward fantasy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306909</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306909</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kalayaan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:18:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Fri, 17 Mar 2023 22:51:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/okcancel" aria-label="Profile: OKCancel">@<bdi>OKCancel</bdi></a> .. I think every reply back to him gives him what he's truly seeking... attention.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306906</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306906</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jrewingwanna]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 22:51:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:16:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Sorry but after reading little bit of first 2-3 lines, I failed to connect the forum category (<em>Who Is This/What Video Is This</em>) and the post. So stopped reading further.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306889</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306889</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:former-user]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:16:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Fri, 17 Mar 2023 19:10:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lololulu19" aria-label="Profile: lololulu19">@<bdi>lololulu19</bdi></a> Correct me if I'm wrong, but that was you complaining about there being straight content on the site recently, wasn't it?</p>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lololulu19" aria-label="Profile: lololulu19">@<bdi>lololulu19</bdi></a> said in <a href="/post/306877">If I was the director...</a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">With the population of the planet growing out of control exponentially, they should now make it mandatory for guys to be taught everything there is about having sex with other guys, and be distributed prostate massaging vibrators such as the "Edge"</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Who is "they" and what are you on about??? You know all those Karens you see on Youtube screaming about how "the gay agenda" and how all gays are trying to force everyone else to be gay? I hate to say it, but when I read some of the things you write, such as <a href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61572/solution-for-college-loans-and-the-military?_=1679079678903">https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61572/solution-for-college-loans-and-the-military?_=1679079678903</a> I can see where they're coming from.</p>
<p dir="auto">Some people <strong>aren't</strong> gay. Get over it.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306883</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/306883</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[frostycab]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 19:10:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I was the director... on Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:53:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lololulu19" aria-label="Profile: lololulu19">@<bdi>lololulu19</bdi></a> could you please stop w/ your non-sense and stop spamming post ...<br />
as a precaution - This is 100% straight/PURE porn content ...<br />
If you are offended please TURN OFF straight category @ your profile settings ...<br />
[jhon] ...<br />
I am being annoyed and notified w/ your non-sense ...<br />
In addition : <a href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61399/gaytor-rent?_=1679075718388">https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/61399/gaytor-rent?_=1679075718388</a></p>
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<li>[comment from the original post was remove by the staff] Thank You ...<br />
[post message image edited &amp; remove/jhon]</li>
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