25 reasons why Tops / Dads who spank are so awesome:

1. We're a touchy-feely bunch, and yet still sticklers for formality.
2. We're the reason antique shops sell hairbrushes.
3. We're strong advocates for personal responsibility.
4. We have an attuned sense of rhythm and percussive dynamics.
5. We have an intuitive understanding of the physics of collisions and waves.
6. If a song lacks a strong backbeat, we'll provide one.
7. We know there's more than one way to roast a butt.
8. If there's whine at the table, then we know what'll be served after dinner.
9. We can spout off acronyms as good as anybody.
10. We know the sound of one hand clapping.
11. We can think of at least two uses for just about anything with a handle.
12. We understand the importance of clean underwear.
13. If one of us is up a creek, there's probably a paddle around.
14. We know that brats are best with toasted buns.
15. We've built up a lot of tolerance from our experience.
16. We know that when the going's about to get rough, it's best just to grin and bare it.
17. If one of us will take a bow, another will be glad to belt out a number.
18. We know that regardless of the color of a person's skin, it can always be made red.
19. We're quite good at keeping a count.
20. While we may still suffer heartache, we know how to deal with a pain in the ass.
21. While we may still have skeletons in our closets, at least we keep our corners free of cobwebs.
22. We never forget a birthday.
23. We get to the bottom of every question, or at least we take a crack at it.
24. We know that for any mistake, correction is always possible.
25. We know that no matter how painful the event, there's always an end in sight.

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