One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse, and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car, and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.

Bread is like the sun: I rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

Will glass coffins be popular? Remains to be seen.

Orion’s belt is a big waist of space. (OK, that wasn’t so good…only gets three stars.)

We should legalise cannabis, and use the taxes on it to repair the roads. We could call this Operation Pothole.

February 22, 2022 (2/22/22, or 22.2.22) was on a Tuesday, so perhaps it should have been called 2’s day.

To the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now.

I got the words “Jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.