Progressives want to mandate that people wear sensors in their underpants to detect how much they fart, so they can be carbon taxed!

As absurd as that sounds.. they DO tax cattle farmers for how much their cows fart!

A fart tax could bankrupt Whoopi Goldberg. It Larry King were still alive, he would be destroyed! (Larry King is known to have farted so much that they had to install fans under his desk so that his guests would not smell "Eau De Laurence" Parfum)

If you want YOUR cars, boats, and aircraft exempted, all you have to do it pay-off the politicians, too!

Seriously tho, why increase taxes on carbon emissions, then exempt the "worst offender"? (Why? because they've been paid off, that's why!)

I do have to wonder tho - wouldn't it have been cheaper to have paid the taxes, than to have to have spent those millions on bribes to the politicians?

As absurd as that sounds.. they DO tax cattle farmers for how much their cows fart!

A fart tax could bankrupt Whoopi Goldberg. It Larry King were still alive, he would be destroyed! (Larry King is known to have farted so much that they had to install fans under his desk so that his guests would not smell "Eau De Laurence" Parfum)