<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Please don&#x27;t squeeze the Charmin (story joke)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A middle aged Gay married couple are talking about what to do with their income tax refund.  Fred says to Bill, "you know Fred, I'd like to take part of that money and have that new cock-enlargement surgery."  Bill says "I'd really rather uuse it to pay down the mortgage."  Fred persists and Bill finally says " you know, I just thought - you don't need the surgery at all.  Just rub toliet paper on it."  Bill asks "How is that going to make my cock larger?"  Fred says "I don't know but after all these years, it sure worked on your ass!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/4476/please-don-t-squeeze-the-charmin-story-joke</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 05:40:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/4476.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 07:16:56 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please don&#x27;t squeeze the Charmin (story joke) on Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:59:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Really Funny !!  ;D ;D !!</p>
<p dir="auto">Thanks</p>
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